A guinea pig is a tube with a brain. Stuff goes into this tube at one end and comes out of the other. The purpose of the brain is to cause the tube to find more stuff to eat. Just underneath the brain, near the feet, is a squeaking muscle shaped like a kidney bean. If the brain thinks, even just for a second, that there is the remotest possibility of food, anywhere, within a fifty mile radius, then it sends a signal to the squeaking muscle, which then squeaks. Squeaks can also be elicited by tissues, your homework, feathers, and the rustling of plastic bags, all of which are incredibly delicious to the guinea pig.
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Get the disco pig mug.Also known as "the skinny arm trick" or "the teapot pose", the pig wing is the classic pose of choice for fat chicks when taking pictures. They will bend slightly forward and put one hand on their hip in classic teapot fashion. They believe that it accentuates the curvature of their waist and makes their flabby arm look thinner. It doesn't.
The pig wing is more commonly used after the fat chick has lost 2-5 pounds and believes that they now look good. If you see a fat chick doing the pig wing, she probably has several "before" pictures of herself looking pretty much just as fat as she does now. The only discernible difference is a shirt or dress that is uncomfortably tight fitting and the presence of the pig wing pose.
The pig wing is more commonly used after the fat chick has lost 2-5 pounds and believes that they now look good. If you see a fat chick doing the pig wing, she probably has several "before" pictures of herself looking pretty much just as fat as she does now. The only discernible difference is a shirt or dress that is uncomfortably tight fitting and the presence of the pig wing pose.
Wow, that girl on FB is doing the pig wing pose in every picture. They are all in the album titled, "my weight loss journey - 2 lbs down, 200 left to go!"
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-" I hope you wore a rubber. That chick's been a dirty creek pig since college. "
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Did you see that ad on Craigslist the other day looking for a lactating female willing to share her milk?
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
Yes! I responded. It's that same Suckling Pig that posted before. I fed him once, but he was a creeper.
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Someone who wants all the group rewards for themselves.
Tactics employed by loot pigs vary from rolling 'need' on every item, rushing to be the first one to open every corpse/chest, and squealing like an actual pig when they don't get their way.
Someone who wants all the group rewards for themselves.
Tactics employed by loot pigs vary from rolling 'need' on every item, rushing to be the first one to open every corpse/chest, and squealing like an actual pig when they don't get their way.
Willy is such a loot pig he stopped fighting when the encounter was nearly over, so he could be the first to hover his cursor over the dead mob.
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