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Peyton's Law

A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"

However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."

Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.

Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."

Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
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peyton connelly

hottest girl you will ever meet, you might get rejected for a while at first but then she will finally come thru. sweetest girl you will ever meet in your whole entire life, Peyton has the most charming smile and has the most beautiful eyes. people wish they could be half of what she is. she is always down to cuddle and have a good time. they have a funny personality and she loves hanging up lights and if she is your girl she will support you 100%. if you reject a Peyton Connelly you are a piece of shit. in conclusion…. do you want to hang next weekend???
*person 1* - is that Peyton Connelly???
*person 2* - yeah she is fine as wine!
by the real poopy pants January 4, 2020
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Ava, Peyton, And Lyla

The 3 best friends ever. They live so far apart but they’re so close at the same time. Ajay likes to stalk them, but he’s not smart enough, and they find it funny. They have some cool inside jokes. 🦍💨 will never be funnier to anyone because it’s an old 4 am joke. They’re the biggest crackheads on earth and that probably why god made them to not live close because nobody could handle them together
Ava, Peyton, and Lyla are so crazy, who let them be together?
by Hippo :) April 26, 2020
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Peyton

Peyton is the best!! She's funny, kind, a bit dirty minded but that's okay, she listens when you talk, and shes beautiful, if someone doesn't like her, they are actually on something, who couldn't like her? She is awesome and will forever be a good person, although she gets angry at times, like when you get in a fight with ur friend that's also one of her friends and you guys talk About your opinions to her, but that is very understandable, she is very sweet and I love my peyton!!
"Peyton is my bestie not your"
by Thelilcheesyratismine25 December 2, 2024
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Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome
“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”
by The Creamster May 18, 2024
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Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead
Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.
by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020
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Peyton and Gonzalo

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.
Your a bigger slut than Peyton and gonzalo!
by noicantugly August 16, 2011
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