An exercise program most notably done by Opal Crankshaft. Done in a mirror in order to maintain the 'perky' expression on Opal's face.
Opal: Hey Martha, your face is sagging. You've got to do some perkies!
Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.
Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?
Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.
Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
Martha: What the heck are perkies? I've never heard of that in all my 70 years.
Amos: Ten hut! A little facial PT, huh?
Opal: Yeah, you should try this. You're gonna love it! I do it all the time.
Amos: Might as well. If it's gonna make Martha look good it might make me look good too!
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Get the Perker mug.A small town in Bucks County, PA where the inhabitants are known as "Perkasites" due to their similarities to Parasites. Most of the people who grow up in Perkasie will never leave. They will hang out at The Olde Towne Tavern, a grungy hole in the wall dive bar where people waste their nights and lives away in night after night or the young ones will just roam the streets aimlessly or loiter in parks and parking lots. Perkasie used to be a quaint, somewhat cute town but these days its filled with heroin shooting, coke snorting, bar flies and it'll stay that way until people realize there is more to the world than this town.
"Wanna go to Perkasie tonight and sit in McDonalds parking lot with our trucks and confederate flags?"
"No, thanks. I'd rather buy some shitty coke and go to the old towne where i can snort lines off the back of a filthy toilet like the rest of the Perkasites."
"No, thanks. I'd rather buy some shitty coke and go to the old towne where i can snort lines off the back of a filthy toilet like the rest of the Perkasites."
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"Lets mix this power aid with orange juice and that last bit of Rockstar into all of the Karkov Brand Vodka we have left and pour them into those two empty handles. That Harry Perkilo fucked me up so bad I can't spell Perkicet."
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