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Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.
Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder
by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017
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charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah
by lump420 July 13, 2019
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Rabbi Penile Secretions

A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.
You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now
by Rabbi penile secretions September 10, 2022
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Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.
Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus
by What’s up! November 22, 2024
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lacking in the penile region

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis
Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.
by gkimmel19 September 15, 2016
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people with penises

A self-explanatory term that is often used poorly by people who are trying to be progressive. People in this category include cisgender men, transgender women, and any nonbinary people with that specific anatomy. There are very few good uses for this categorization outside of specific medical classifications. Descriptions of the social behavior of people in this category tend to just focus on the behavior of men, and describing them in a way that includes transgender women is transphobic. This term is intended to be a more politically correct alternative to "male-bodied", but somehow manages to be just as bad of a description.

There is nothing wrong with using "men" or "cisgender men" or even "men and masculine people" as an alternative to this term so as to not needlessly include trans women.
"I'm sick of how people with penises treat me on dates."
"But you only date men. Don't you mean that you're sick of how men treat you on dates?"
"You're right, I'm sick of how men treat me on dates."
by ladydarkmoon December 19, 2022
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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
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