Apple Patch

Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.

"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"

by ILookLikeAndreTheGiant April 11, 2009

patched

Scottish (mostly Dundonian) slang for being ditched or physically left by someone/people for others.

You just got patched.

by fxckinjess July 5, 2014

Patchouli

An annoying stank masking scent (commonly a scented oil) that subliminally causes internal cringing for members of the bathing community...A.K.A. - "Pseudo Bath", "Trustafarian Tramp Serum", "Hippie Stink" , "Soap Substitute", "Dopehead Dry-Clean", "Coward Shower", "Dank Stank", "Wanker-stank", "Hygiene Hi-jinks", "Greatful Dread", "Granola Grout", "Magnolia Mud-flap", "Drag-rat Sludge Fudge" ...Did I miss one?

"There goes another Trustafarian Granola. That patchouli scent almost ALWAYS precedes pretentious hygienic procrastination and self-righteous drivel !"

by MidCenturyMr October 20, 2008

boobie patch

inbetween area between fat peoples boobs that is a smelly black pimply area that is disgusting

Alyssa has a boobie patch.

by aubrey daniels December 13, 2010

Vag Patch

An industry term for a patch used to cover a woman's vagina when filming a nude scene in which ones' private parts should not be showing, as stated by Emmy Rossum on the March 1st, 2011 episode of Conan.

If I have to take off my underwear for this scene I'm going to need you to get me a vag patch

by xroyalrooterx March 17, 2011

patch

to "make out with"; Australian teen slang term.

I just patched the fugliest girl! Someone wash out my mouth!

by hotlamp December 30, 2008

patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

by BigD101 August 17, 2007