patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

Strawberry Patch

(Noun) The unkept groin area of a male human with red or orange hair (ginger). The testicles will appear as strawberries in a patch.

A: Why do they call John, strawberry patch?
B: He doesn’t trim his pubes and he has red hair, so….
A: Eww, gross.
B: yeah maybe, unless you like strawberries.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022

Shame patch

A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.

Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!

by HocksRocks May 26, 2014

Dragon patch

Group of hairs located on a person’s lower back right above the butt crack. Sometimes an extension of ass hair, but must be visible with pants on.

Wow! This is the first time I’ve seen Nolan with his shirt off — damn he has a nice dragon patch!

by anonymous October 2, 2021

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021

Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.

Hey, check out that patch of dicks

by Dicktation December 12, 2018

Sour Patch

When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out

Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.

by ballsinurjaws3000 August 5, 2021