Pasta

Short for any character from any creepypasta, which is an Internet short horror story, really.

Dude, that pasta is sick!

by gaylord jefferson August 8, 2014

Pastard

A scumbag who brings up negatives from your past to pull you down or belittle you.

Note: Ben has nothing against gays

Bill: (argument)

Ben: (counter-argument)

Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!

Ben: but, that was ages ago.

Bill: you still did it.

Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.

Bill: I don't fuck them though.

Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<

by Alien0826 April 25, 2013

Pastor

Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.

by hoze August 11, 2004

pastakid

gene

im from jersey man :)

pastakids da master cook :)

by gene September 24, 2004

Pastear

A spanglish mixture between "PAr" which means a couple and the english word "STalker"...so there you can get "PASTO"
'Pastear' is then the action of pasto.

Spanish: Y tù..pasteas?
English: Do you grass?

Yo pasteo
Tu pasteas
Nosotras pasteamos
Què divertido es pastear!

by Green grass=) March 19, 2009

pastor pimp

An unmarried, hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the Bible's teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.

I heard all about Pastor Jamison, he talks a good game about living by the Bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one's looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man

by joecoolthefool March 5, 2015

Pasta

Sticks of wheat you put in hot water until they become soft, then serve with mashed up plant matter or butter with balls of animal flesh. Tasty!

Marvin? Marvin is the *pasta man*

by The Pasta Man October 24, 2020