1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.
2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.
2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.
1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.
2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy
2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy
by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011
Get the Parade Candymug. Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.
That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.
by R.Ost June 19, 2023
Get the Procrastinator Parademug. A bachelorette party. Espscially when these chicken heads, none of which are attractive, run around town with candy necklaces and straws that look like wieners.
by Dirtiest One-David February 28, 2009
Get the Piggy Parademug. Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
by jay gee December 1, 2022
Get the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parademug. When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
Get the You could screw up a chinese parademug. A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.
The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
Get the Thanksgiving parademug. "Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"
by Diamonds On Parade September 27, 2014
Get the Diamonds On Parademug.