cock pancakes

pancakes with cum on them

My girl had fresh cock pancakes for breakfast.

by pussymasta6969 October 8, 2014

Guatemalan Pancake

A sex act consisting of a woman bending over and the man giving her anal sex. She will then have a shit while he is inside of her. Faeces should squeeze out around his penis and the man thrusting against her cheeks creates the pancake effect.

Woman:"Are you familiar with the Guatemalan Pancake?"
Man:"MMmm I love that warm feeling... DO IT!"

by pLUSpISTOL December 1, 2010

flat as a pancake

When a girl has no tits whatsoever and her chest is as flat, or flatter than a pancake. Or having just nipples and no lumps.

Jenny stuffs her bra because she's as flat as a pancake. Even though she doesn't need a bra.

by The Reagonator February 5, 2009

Waffles and pancakes

A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means

Parent: Child, what does WAP mean?

Child: Uhhh, Waffles and pancakes

by yourmumsgay69 October 26, 2020

Sexual Pancake

A person who just lies there and makes the other person do everything in bed.

"Jesus, Cindy, will you do something instead of being such a sexual pancake?"
"Well, Steve, maybe if you just FUCKING listened when I said that I wanted to talk about us then we both wouldn't be here in this awkward situation now would we?"
"That's it, you crazy bitch! I want a divorce!"
"Fuck you do your own damn laundry!"
"No! Fuck you!"
"I would if you would LOVE me!"

by Esmeralda33040 April 9, 2008

bushman's pancake

Eating a pancake by rolling it up and using your hands, without any cutlery.

Tom just ate a bushman's pancake.

by roberto_au March 12, 2011

pancake makeup

Too much foundation, normally maxx factor pancake foundation, Little Richard and Beyonce wear pancake makeup

You look like a drag queen wearing all the pancake makeup on your face.

by Bittersweettish September 19, 2013