Scott Palmering

Putting forth a blatantly bullshit argument before ghosting the conversation, completely ignoring any rebuttal regardless of how factual and well-researched. Commonly preceded by an obvious lie proclaimed as fact.
Man, that was some of the most inane drivel I've ever been subjected to. I can't believe he dropped that and then ghosted the conversation. He's Scott Palmering hard today.
by FlawedHero February 20, 2025
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Pole Palmer

A Pen Merchant who statpads against teams like Everton
Some mom: My 6 year old scores so many penalties
Me: Hes a Pole Palmer regen i see
by BukayoSakaLover2004 July 05, 2024
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Julian Palmer

Julian Palmer is a homosexual term that shares it creation from "Jill Palmer", The term is used instead of Jill Palmer and becomes a male named Julian.
Mum: Hey Danny you seem to be quiet are you playing with Jill Palmer.

Danny: pff I'm not attracted to girls mum. I use Julian Palmer
by D_strikes April 24, 2018
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Daniel palmer

Daniel palmer is a big hairy nerd who doesn't stop moaning at everything. If you are called Daniel palmer you are definitely going to be living in a one bed flat when you are 60. You also think you are the strongest man alive with siatica.
Did you hear that old bloke moaning?
Yeah, he is doing a Daniel palmer
by Unknown 84 November 25, 2019
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Jay Palmer

A class A Twat and a fucking dickhead
Oi That’s Jay Palmer a class A twat and a fucking Dickhead
by Special R.B March 11, 2020
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Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.
I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.
by TheRealLordDampnut June 14, 2022
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armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash
Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!
by Beautifulcrazypancake December 25, 2023
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