hold my package no meat

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

by linda 1738 April 2, 2020

Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.

Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.

by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021

care package

When you're in prison and you receive a package from home it's called a care package.

I just got a care package from my baby momma.

by thesanitycruzer May 17, 2011

Green Bay Fudge Packer

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

one pack

A stomach with no defined muscles.

Guy1: Dude, I finally have a six pack!

Guy2: Oh...I just have a one pack.

by Amplefallout December 17, 2008

Care Packaging

When noobs playing Call of Duty (Modern Warfare 2) set up a bitch class with lightweight, marathon and comando pro then pull out a care package but don't throw it, they sprint around at x2 faster speeds knifing everyone with their tac knife.

This fucking noob won't stop care packaging.. BACKOUT

by LessOffensive February 11, 2010

family pack

A limited time offer at Mcdonalds consisting of two Big Macs, two large fries, two large beverages, and twenty chicken mcnuggets. Something only a deranged, or suicidal person would eat by them self in one sitting. Often used as a tool to gauge how manly a person is.

Kevin and Ron ate a family pack each after their last day of work at the Courthouse.

by Dr. Lee P.H.D. January 19, 2015