Call of Duty Care Package

You organize and create a care package out of an old shoe box, then cut a large(or small) hole in the side it to insert your cock. Once the box is set up and ready to go, insert your well erected cock into the whole, walk up to your partner and say,"I'm on a kill streak, but you can have my package." they open up the top of the box and are welcomed by a lovely splooge on the face.

"Call of Duty Care Package" When you get a 5 kill streak on any Call of Duty, but this example is strictly for home.

by Bro Your Ugly November 14, 2011

hewlett packard

Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome.
Greatest purchase made &
Holy papa this guineas jealous

Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do.
Thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot
Hewlett Packard

by A to the Izzo October 7, 2006

package

a gram of cocaine; a small bag of blast

"lemme get a bump from that package"

by imakid June 23, 2006

Stimulus Package

1) A delivery of Sexual Toys.

Nancy cancelled her plans for the evening, as she would be staying in tonight and watching CNN. Her latest stimulus package had arrived.

by Wisk February 16, 2009

package

male groin area...

LOOK! its mr. Tiernys PACKAGE! *STARE AT IT*

by package watcher October 18, 2003

small package

having a small dick like matt miller

matt miller has a small package

by Kayla March 30, 2005

Pacman

1. Male masturbation. This comes from the sound the Pacman game makes- "WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK".

-"Say, does anyone know where Chris is?"
-"I think he's in the bathroom"
-"For ten minutes?!"
-"Yeah, he's doing the Pacman"

by Sir Andrew December 2, 2007