João Pires

João is very cool, very smart and he also happens to have a ginormous cock.

Yo João Pires, I saw your ginormous cock the other day!

by GINORMOUSCOCKMACHINE69 November 21, 2021

Basketball Present

the term "Basketball-Present" was coined by Benjamin F. McMurry III, as a term used to describe a present that is given to someone else but ultimately meant for your self. - The term originated from a story in which the creator of the term (Benjamin F. McMurry) gave his father, (who was in no way affiliated with sports) a basketball for his Christmas gift. Ben's father of course had no use for the Basketball, so it inevitably returned back to him (Ben).

Person 1: "My art teacher Miss Claire bought a box of sharpies for her husband Carl as a birthday gift,

Person 2: "sounds like she gave him a basketball present"
Person 1: "Exactly!"

by RRM II December 24, 2021

bar presence

(1) The ability to attract the attention of a busy bar tender in a crowded bar.
(2) The ability to forcibly and persuasively make your point.

Mary has awesome bar presence. She can walk into a crowded bar on a Friday afternoon and get her drinks order in a couple of minutes. Fred, on the other hand will stand a t the bar all night and be invisible to the bar tender. He has no bar presence.

by DougTheDog April 13, 2023

Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.

by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023

early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

by Mikk15 December 8, 2019

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE

I (EYE) (AYE) Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and Y0U

UU YU YOO YOOOH!!!! have the LEFT to be HEAR.

AARON WATSON TAKAFUL , when EAST MEETS WEST .PERFECT TELEPATHY. (IT'S DOWN THERE AIREADY).

URBAN DICTIONARY MUSIC LIBRARY SEGMENT PART OF DEFINITION....(NEW SUBDIVISION ...SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI NEW FEATURE)

H(AI) H(A)I ROGER HODGSON OF SUPERTRAMP

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE I (EYE) (AYE)Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and you UU YU UOO YOOOH have the LEFT to be HEAR.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 19, 2021