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Putin

Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself
Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there
by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022
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Putin

Vladdy daddy please don’t do anything to us!

Vladdy dadd: Putin
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Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.
by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022
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Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.
Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....
by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022
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why do you praise Putin

What you say to a toxic person online when they act like they praise Putin, the cause of the chaos in Ukraine.
Person 1: You're the type of person who would shit from their mouth and pee from their asshole
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask
by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.
John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
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