totem pole

a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.

What are you going to do tonight? I am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.

by dgag October 7, 2003

polejockey

A man who likes to ride the dick.

Stop eyeballing me you goddam polejockey.

by Haremmaster April 27, 2006

troll pole

the pole in the vacinity of a strip club which has an ugly, or troll looking stripper dancing/swinging on it

"She was twurkin it on that troll pole last night!"

by pnf April 15, 2005

Sweet polevaulting Jesus

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.

Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!

by k2kate December 9, 2008

Ten Foot Pole Pussy

A chick that wants to fuck you but you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole!

Man that ten foot pole pussy is all over me, this party is a drag.

by Brunnerman March 27, 2009

pole vault

A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.

I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.

by suckaaaaaaaaa June 2, 2005

poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.

Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

by Angelacia July 16, 2007