Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.

Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."

by AKM178 February 22, 2011

Productivastinating

(Verb) When you resort to doing chores or something productive besides what you should be doing. A productive procrastinating.

Background: I typically find myself doing laundry, the dishes, clipping my fingernails, and/or basically any chore or task that I wouldn't do any other time (like on a Saturday) other than the night before I have a project due or presentation to make.

I found myself productivastinating until 11pm the night before my midterm, but damn my apartment is spotless.

by Procrastination Pete March 9, 2010

vagina product

1) A "feminine" product (such as tampons or pads).

2) Any regular product specifically catered or marketed towards women.

1) My girlfriend suddenly had her period and needed me to get her some vagina products.

2) Even though I'm a guy and Luna bars are a total vagina product, I can't help myself from eating them.

by Peter W.N. May 26, 2009

Goofy Ahh Uncle Production

Something that your uncle and his wife "accidentally Produced", which in later years, unavoidably becomes mentally retarded or any other special condition on the Special Needs Spectrum. For example, your youngest cousin is playing football in your backyard and attains a concussion after you Randy Orton his ass. He's now laying in a hospital trying to remember how to eat again and it's all your fault.

little Timmy (age 7) "Hey, look at that perfectly unlicked window over there...can we go li-" You "shut the fuck up you goofy ahh uncle production, nobody fucking likes you"

by B1gD4ddyLXNCHB0X August 16, 2022

CaRaM3l Product10n5

stupid retard with impaired writting ability, nuff said.

CaRaM3l Product10n5<-------look at how they type there name, its dumb, and who the hell has the time to type shit like that, im too lazy to type proper english, let alone make up my own dialect of it...if he became any stupider, he would needa resperator to keep his lungs working.

by demus December 31, 2003

produced

a person that is overly made up, someone who is only good looking because they spend lots of money on clothes, makeup etc.

That girl ain't that cute, shes just produced.
Naw son, that jawn isn't that hot, shes produced

by di1 July 30, 2008

Ghost producing

Ghost producing is most easily defined as the production of instrumentals for an already alleged hip hop producer who needs someone else to make his beats to rap over. Ghost producing is most easily relatable to "Ghost writing." In which a writer writes lyrics for a rapper to spit. Nonetheless this is all usually kept in secrecy unless stated on the albums credits.

"Kanye west bought beats from Madlib, but hes already a producer."

"Yeah, Madlib's ghost producing."

by Kingchop420 June 3, 2012