AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

The human immunodeficiency viruses are two species of Lentivirus that infect humans. Over time, they cause acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a condition in which progressive failure of the immune system allows life-threatening opportunistic infections and cancers to thrive.

Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder

Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live

by Aids-Pooting-Awareness-Club May 26, 2023

Pusting

Intense pussing.

I'm finna be pusting.

by Florala Fran March 26, 2009

Pottinger

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult

Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you

by peterguan February 12, 2020

m posing

While t posing is used to assert dominance, m posing on others is to assert ultimate power over all creatures.

Wow, that guy m posing over there is really imposing

by JacobBathead October 25, 2019

Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

by Becca J W April 7, 2008

Pooting

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.

by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013

pasting

When someone gets beaten up so badly, they become physically unrecognisable.

If that cunt even so much as looks at my girlfriend, I'll give him a good ol' pasting!

by teknonutter July 10, 2005