by Btown Carter October 31, 2018
Get the Junk on the back porchmug. by Snidley Whiplash June 30, 2010
Get the porch manquémug. An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).
Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.
by Urboipickle December 28, 2019
Get the Mexican Porch Partymug. by teedy2222 May 25, 2008
Get the jumped off the porchmug. In the fourth season, Lily confesses that she has been breaking Ted up with girls who she didn't see passing the "Front Porch Test." The Front Porch Test is Lily's indication of how happy they would all be together once they were old, thus showing if someone's love interest was right for them or not. The life lesson that is learned from this is that the most important people in your life you can imagine sitting happily on a front porch with when you're old and gray. If can also be applied to help you make everyday decisions.
the front porch test: before making a big decision in your life, imagine that you are 80-years-old and sitting on your front porch being nostalgic about your life that has gone by. Would you be happy if you chose to be an accountant? Or would you be happier knowing you pursued your writing career?
by perksofbeingafernplant December 14, 2013
Get the The Front Porch Testmug. Front Porch steppin' it is the action of talking to underage girls in hopes of having sexual activities with them.
by Luca94 January 7, 2015
Get the Front Porch Stepmug. The act of penetrating a pen light fully into someone's ass while the light is on and facing out. Then turning out the lights in the room creating total darkness except for the back porch light.
by Glenegade March 3, 2011
Get the Back Porch Lightmug.