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plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"
Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!
by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015
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Plumbers breakfast

Worker that likes to receive pipe for breakfast
Look at him taking his plumbers breakfast
by alucarx September 18, 2016
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Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.
That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake
by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019
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Plumperberry Pied

The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.

1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies

2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person
Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon
by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012
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pumbercum

cum that has been farted out of an anus
wow did you fart? theres pumbercum all over the linolium
by penisflytrap September 12, 2016
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Plumperknuckel

Yo man! I am gonna get some plumperknuckel from that fat bitch at the bar!
by CaptainStabbins74 November 4, 2019
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Plµmber

A microfluidics plumber. A practical expert in fluid dynamics.
When the channels in the PDMS chip clogged, she rolled up her sleeves and got to the plµmber's work of getting fluids flowing again.
by stomps March 24, 2021
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