Pityslip

Sorry Tom I've changed my mind. I sobered up in taxi and you're just to ugly. I'll give you a pityslip for your trouble.

Out of pity, you expose your nipple to Tom laying on the couch. At least Tom deserved a sweet dream.

by Pityslip_original August 1, 2019

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Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.

Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.

by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019

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Pifter

A person That Speaks A load of shite but when Caught will say sorry and beg for mercy

A shitebag

Ahaha look at that wee pifter aha

by FlamAngoFromFlamangoYoutube May 18, 2020

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Pity Post

An act of creating a post on social media to gain pity, may also be to gain likes or upvotes as well.

Greg created a pity post on reddit about not knowing how to gain karma. People feel bad for Greg not knowing how and gave him upvotes through pity.

by Clockworkn January 19, 2021

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Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021

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