picante

when you take a dump on a girl's chest, let it dry, and take the dried crap, dip it in picante sauce and make her eat it.

i gave da b!otch a picante burrito.

by White Knight December 12, 2003

picasso

Used to identify anyone whos face looks like a jigsaw puzzle.

Ashley looks like a painting of picasso. YOu dont know where her face starts and ends.

by luigiman12 November 6, 2007

picadyrtle

wingless bird with hairy feathers

Spotting a picadyrtle is about as likely as living to be two hundred years old; finding a reason to look for a picadyrtle makes as much sense as joining a matchmaking club at such an old age.

by ltut April 29, 2009

picasso-ed

when a guy cums on a girls chest and drags it down to her stomach and paints a picture on her stomach with his cum.

Carl picasso-ed all over Elaine's stomach, which she enjoyed a lot.

by cheerleaderFromIndiana February 17, 2010

picasso titties

porn on old blocked/scrambled cable channels, which could barely be seen and were all wobbly.

"back in my day, we didn't have internet porn, all we had were picasso titties and the sears catalog."

by RaffyAlooGobi March 26, 2010

picassoed

to distort a women's face with seman while she holds her head in a picture frame, so as to render her face abstract as though it were a Picasso portrait.

yo bitch, you just got picassoed.

by monstertruck mike December 9, 2010

Picarding

Jizzing yourself in front of a female after having little to no contact, such as a kiss, a hug, or a wink.

Man, did you see that kid Picarding himself in front of that girl? Bet he gets a lot.

by notPicarding June 13, 2011