Peyton is a handsome man and he loves football and knows how to treat his girlfriend and friends right even if he’s really annoying and weird he’s one of the best people you can meet
by Neon a December 30, 2019
Peyton is OP and when he's mad he'll beat someone. When someone's bullying he'll beat them. Peyton is really nice ,too, but don't get on his bad side or else you'll face the consequences.
by Chrome_kobrax June 20, 2019
a human being
person 1: hey bro I just saw peyton walk past me
person 2: wait the the kid that was next to you at the lunch line?
person 1: ya! I might talk to him
person 2: wait the the kid that was next to you at the lunch line?
person 1: ya! I might talk to him
by 92837377 November 07, 2021
Peytons usually appear as normal upstanding citizens of society, but are often on the edge of internal emotional trauma and self inflicted financial doom. They are great listeners, however they are not to be trusted. The reason for this being not because they wish you ill-will, but because they simply make dense decisions.
I can't afford rent because I recently bought four-hundred dollars worth of ring pops. I feel like such a Peyton today.
by bigrastapasta69 March 17, 2023
A really funny looking goofball who needs glasses cuz she blind, likes looking at feet and is 3ft tall
Holy Guacamole, there’s that goofy ass Peyton again
by goofypeyton October 12, 2022
by LilJackass69 August 14, 2023
Big ASS HEAD, Stupid ASF, Tall as SHIT, usually can only bench press 135, did I mention Peyton's have BIG ASS HEADS, dates freshman as tall as him, wants nic and dick but cant decide which one more, doesn't own a pair of shorts, and wears the same shirt everyday.
Jacob: Do you see that guy with the BIG ASS HEAD!?
Huston: Oh yeah he's for sure a Peyton.
Jacob: God damn that shit big asf
Huston: Oh yeah he's for sure a Peyton.
Jacob: God damn that shit big asf
by LoverBoy3434 December 26, 2021