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Peyton

Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
by Fartatious August 6, 2023
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Peyton

Peyton is a guy who you can get to know easily. He may sometimes act gay but he is straight asf. He likes to mess around and feels unstoppable.
Person, ¨did you hear about Peyton?¨
by CBrCB June 1, 2022
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Peyton Riley Phillips

She is the most beautiful girl inside and out. She is absolutely gorgeous…like super model gorgeous, but she is known for her beauty in kindness and love. She doesn’t know how beautiful she really is. She is focused on family and friends and is an exceptionally good role model all those that look up to her including Marley and Riley Hartgraves. Peyton is their hero 🤩❤️🙏🏻😍
I’m so grateful that my girls have Peyton Riley Phillips in their life
by Keepinitrealbruh July 16, 2022
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Peyton

Ultimately the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Yes, he may be a big cheese-ball when it comes to love confessions, but its an adorable cheesy. He works very hard at his pastimes and always strives for his goals. He wants the best for everyone and might get his feelings hurt in the process. He deserves all the love you have and is a wonderful companion. He makes great conversation and there is never a dull moment with him. Hes the type of guy to lend you his sweater when you're cold or just want his sweater for um.. scientific reasons. Peyton wears his heart on his sleeve and puts his whole self out there in relationships. due to this he may be hurt easily. Be extra careful with a Peyton and love him because hes just amazing. (This Peyton in particular is taken by me ofc ;) )
I went to the movies last night with my bf and he was just such a peyton <3
by A. Nonn Ymous March 31, 2022
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Peyton

Ugliest monster you will ever see. She looks like a burnt duck and laughs like an abnoxious hyena. Kill yourself Peyton.
This bitch is ugly as fuck- Must be a Peyton
by anonymous June 9, 2022
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Peyton

A guy who really cares but never believes in himself enough to talk to some one other than his one or two best friends, and hates the idea of trying something new. A really funny and caring guy when you get to know him. Everybody loves him, except he believes he comes off as annoying or un-likeable to anyone else. Often spends a lot of time by himself and thinks of himself as ugly when really he isn't that bad looking. Generally if something mean is said in a joking way he will most likely take it to heart and consume all of his thoughts with it. A great guy but just can't see it.
Person 1: "Hey look at Peyton."
Person 2: "I wish he would talk to more people then just "insert random name" and that other guy."
by Africannot July 21, 2021
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Peyton

That weird but hilarious girl who has funny features. While she has some flaws and a little bit of trauma despite that she gives her all into everything she does. When you piss her off, she calls her best friends. She's quick to ask her friends what to do when she is talking to a guy (or girl) and then quickly do the opposite of what they say. She definitely has some battle scars but what didn't kill her made her stronger. While she has some irrational fears, her rational fear is magnets and for good reason. She is a die hard Chicago Cubs fan and if you try to tell her differently it won't end well. If you happen to come across any kind of relationship, friendship or dating, with a Peyton, hold onto it. It will the most funny, confusing, kind-hearted and hilarious relationship you'll ever be apart of. Keep her close and keep her heart in mind because the kind of love her heart carries is the most beautiful kind. Although Peyton is a beautiful soul, seriously keep her away from sharp objects it may never end well.
"I'm best friends with Peyton, she's a lovable crackhead!"
by Kadty July 19, 2023
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