pedo gun

A certain weapon designed to stop any nonce,not to be mistaken for his cock
Look there Garry glitter,shit lemme grab my pedo gun and fuck him up
by My ex is ginger February 19, 2017
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Pedo Density

The percentage of people in a certain area (often every sqkm) that are attracted to kids (pedophiles).
England has a MASSIVE pedo density, maybe we shouldn't let our kids go out alone in case they get fucked.
by FirstLastName February 20, 2024
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Mr "Big man pedo" Flynn

A lanky nonce who roams the halls in search of First years
Person 1: Hey did you see Liam recently?
Person 2: No, he got grabbed by Mr "Big man pedo" Flynn
Person 1: Ah, RIP
by Max Jarocky November 19, 2022
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little pedo

Immature, short, unstable, person that likes to touch kids, and they usually get made fun of before they get their ass kicked.
He's a little pedo, he needs a bottle of cokeacola and a dick'nis ahsss.
by Dipstika September 12, 2023
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pedo tendency

Wen you tend to like/ date ppl old enough to be your child/ parent
A.1 Dude this lady has pedo tendency. Like I’m young enough to be her son. But she keeps hitting me up.
by Dre star November 03, 2022
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Pedo Twoman

When two guys go on a date/hangout with girls 1 year or more younger than them.
Yo Bob did you hear that Jack and Grant went on a Pedo Twoman with two Freshman? They are whole ass Seniors!!!
by Edgegoonmilk July 29, 2024
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Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"
"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025
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