paste

When you have an extremely hot chick grow out her bush for approximately an entire year and as soon as the year is up, she shaves it and you paste the pubes onto your face and leave them there for a couple months.

omg i wish i could paste Kate, she's gorgeous!!!

by abusivedrunk July 8, 2006

Pastear

A spanglish mixture between "PAr" which means a couple and the english word "STalker"...so there you can get "PASTO"
'Pastear' is then. the action of pasto.

Spanish: Y tù..pasteas?
English: Do you grass?

Yo pasteo
Tu pasteas
Nosotras pasteamos
Què divertido es pastear!

by Green=) March 19, 2009

Orange Paste

The mildy revolting taste which results from drinking a glass of orange juice directly after having brushed your teeth.

*Alex brushes teeth*

*Alex promptly goes to kitchen and drinks a glass of Orange Juice*
"Ewww, that is some serious Orange Paste"

by Connor.a.h.h October 7, 2009

thermal paste

Another term for semen or cum

Dude i loaded my computer with to much thermal paste

by Nzahm287 February 26, 2018

Cupids Tooth paste

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.

Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!

by Cam Brady October 10, 2011

Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.

I blew the Tooth Paste Officer today

by Daft guy May 31, 2012

posted like a mail box

1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011