Café Owner

A group of people on stan twitter.

Someone can become one by joining one of our groupchats and then putting "café owner" in their name.
The café owners stan Lana Del Rey, Nicki Minaj, Marina and Lorde.
The café owners will drag anyone that goes against them 👁️
The use of "👁️" means they see you and will drag you the next time you try it.

Dm @bustedew, @ fiftysbaby @nosoylaprincesa

The original café owner is @fiftysbaby.

Don't drag café owners, they'll end you 👁️

by Nickicafe June 1, 2019

oner

Assholes on halloween who only give you one piece of candy.

*Halloween Night*
Person at door: Hi, please take one each!
Rick: Bob, let's go, we have a oner here.
Bob: Aww man! I hate those damn oners.

by Moemoefosho January 3, 2008

leader-onner

A person who will act like they like you, but is really just being totally vane and doesn't care about you/your feelings at all. Basically, a major tease, a flirt.

Dude, Scarlett O'Hara is a major leader-onner. She didn't care a thing about her dead husbands.

by thefancyapple August 30, 2009

Wii Owners

Idiot families and fanboys that beileve that the Nintendo Wii is the best console ever, when it is just a dumbass system with hardly any great games.

i<3wii - "i luv my wii, its the best console evr"
coolman23 - "it really isnt that good of a console"
i<3wii - "gasp! y do u say that??????"
coolman23 - "cuz there are no good games for it"
i<3wii - "well, fuck u, asshole, wii's are awesomeeee"
coolman23 - "no they arent"
i<3wii - "FUCK YOU U DIRTY PIECE OF ASS!!!!!!"
coolman23 - "stupid ass Wii Owners...."

by Killerapp1023 April 24, 2010

Dog owner

A dog owner is a fat retarded sad pathetic waste of oxygen who feels his life is that sad he or she needs to buy a dog well guess what if you are one of these people who have a dog kill yourself you sad smell prick low life scum.

Hey ur a dog owner who me yes your a sad low life faggot with no friends

by Killallshitskinniggers November 6, 2021

ownerd

A nerd owner. A portmanteau of owner + nerd.

The facebook ownerd is Mark Zuckerberg.
Google has 2 ownerds.

by dimva July 12, 2011

ostercamp

a rare beautiful creature found in oklahoma.

i saw an ostercamp near OKC yesterday

by mikeythamikey April 23, 2010