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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.
<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003
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Roof Rock

Damn, that’s a mighty fine roof rock.
by A Rock Geologist May 24, 2018
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roof cumbers

Oh my days that human got nailed by the roof cumbersome!
by Nightmia April 22, 2020
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Roof Rattling

The practice of throwing a handful of stones onto an unsuspecting victims roof causing a cacophonous rattle. A common past-time of many young kiwis with nothing better to do.
Hamish and I were bored so we went roof rattling on old Bill's house, he was pissed off and chased us away with a rake
by CodakBear February 16, 2023
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raw roof

When sharp crunchy food such as breakfast cereal (mainly Cap'n Crunch) causes cuts and pain to the roof of your mouth.
I've got some serious raw roof from my Crunch Berries this morning.
by valpu19 August 14, 2016
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roof

a place where people go to have sex at the top of a tall building and are almost caught when someone else comes up to it and immediately assumes no-one is on it. commonly used in anime and manga
person 2: lets go up to the roof

person1: " ahh ahhh jack its feels so good

person 2: shhh we might get caught

person 1: no one ever come up here well be fine

( door opens)
person 3 : well i guess there no-one up here might as well take a break
by Mr.chicken dude January 8, 2021
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