She-rail

What some may call a she-males equipment. Usually an average size in most cases. Greeted either with a look of shock and disgust, or a creepily wide smile.

Dylan: How did things go with you're date last night?

Corey: Everything was fine until we got back to my place and I grabbed hold of a fuckin' she-rail!

Dylan: ... Why are you smiling?

by maximusanton July 7, 2011

Rustic Rail

The term used when railing an older lady on a farm in a cow pasture

Also know as a split rail fence

Me and the old farm lady went out to the field for a good ol' Rustic Rail.

by Jaysun1 June 19, 2009

rail chaser

Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails")

i can't stand my friends they are such rail chasers

by Kurt May 5, 2005

Rail Hailing

anal intercourse in the snow, while balancing a fake foot on your eye ball, as your partner shaves your asshole, and it MUST be raining and hailing.

i was rail hailing the shit out the child i was baby sitting, when his parents came home and busted me.

by RailHailerz January 2, 2011

third rail

an expression of rage or frustration; a desire to see something destroyed (as in electrocuted on the third rail on a rail track)

"God, this guy is really pissing me off... I'm about to go third rail on this asshole."

by minch February 28, 2003

Rail Slice

When having sex and you end up with a scratch of some description from the sex that scratch is a rail slice.

"Woah? Where did you get that scratch?" "Nah it's nothing, just a rail slice"

by BigBar760 February 25, 2010

box rail

Doing a line of blow off of a chick's pubis or right off of her naked snatch.

That guy partied so hard that night, I saw him doing box rails with three strippers.

by melted1 December 14, 2007