hood talk

When a n**** is repping yo block you gotta hit him with your hood talk

him: you want some dope
you: hell nah bluhd get off my block before my glock has to escort you
aka hood talk

by HOOD TALKER April 8, 2019

Hood Baby

First referenced in Dave Chappelle's Special "Killing Them Softly", the hood baby can be spotted selling weed on a street corner of his/her natural environment (ie a ghetto) at an absurdly late hour (3am is ideal)....common characteristics of a hood baby are glassy eyes, droopy shoulders and dejected stare.

Now this is when I know I'm in a bad neighborhood, you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. Remember, this was 3 o'clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit. But where is this limousine driver?" As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?" The Hood Baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"

by there's what on my face November 28, 2007

Hooded Warrior

An uncircumcised penis.

Hes a Euro he must have a hooded warrior.

by The Hooded Warrior November 11, 2003

Hood Wear

The clothing/assesorys people in/from the hood wear.

Tall Tees,Stop Snitching,Snowman,Converse,Du-Rags,Hood Candy,Bandanas and Bling are all Hood Wear.

by GAME50 October 10, 2005

Hood Rat

A girl who sleeps with various men in the neighborhood. Usually noticeable via her slacking standards of personal care.

Sissy Ray.. she a hood rat!

by FAT$EXY February 17, 2003

hood tendencies

When your were not born in the hood but have a hood mentality

Putting water in your cornflakes ... Hood tendencies

by Handsome_beauti October 19, 2013

hood nap

The act of passing out on the hood of a car; typically due to excessive alcohol consumption.

John: "Hey, what happened to Kitty last night? One minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!"

Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."

by sfdave October 5, 2009