meat jacket

The foreskin of a an uncircumcised penis.

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.

by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008

meat pinwheel

The act of performing anal sex - resulting in defecation and the smell of excrement causes vomiting directly after.

Once you meat pinwheel you will need new sheets and a shower.

by Urbanplanner August 9, 2015

Meat Mango

A euphemism for a girl’s moist genetalia.

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.

by ThatOtherOther November 30, 2018

dookie meat

lame. stoopid. booty. ass. no good.

that shit is dookie meat.

by ninjajim August 26, 2017

cheap meat

When someone easy to shag and you ain't gotta put in any effort

"Flo is so easy, straight up cheap meat"

by Krabarta August 26, 2017

Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.

My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.

by MattyBigD December 13, 2018