Norwegian Napalm 

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.

In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.

Norwegian Napalm by MrKumquats June 19, 2016

Norwegian's lunchbox

A particularly foul smelling vagina

"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"

Norwegian's lunchbox by Shasta McScumbag September 9, 2016

Norwegian schoolbread 

When u jizz in a girls face you throw tiny bits of coucounut on to her face. You then proceed to take a picture and send it to a friend you have a competition about who manages to do it first, then you write skolebrød.

Her: what do you want to do today?
Him: imma Norwegian schoolbread you.
Her:whats that?
Him: i cum in your face, throws coucou at you and sends it to a friend and writes skolebrød.

Norwegian schoolbread by GermanPussywaxer. November 21, 2016

Norwegian Drinker

Someone who chugs alcohol like a Norwegian person.
(Norwegians are usually very resistant to becoming drunk)

Jesus fucking christ Jessica! What are you? A Norwegian drinker?

Norwegian Drinker by Fuck Didrik December 14, 2016

norwegian skank

The opposite of the popular english definision. A Norwegian skank is a young female of usually a higher class, with good hygiene and an exclusive clothing style. She may look like a prestine girl with a good renomé at school or work, but on the weekends and at parties she is basically a slut. She highlights her sexual sides and hunts down the hottest guys for a single hookup. She is not looking for a relationship. A Norwegian skank can be seen as a girl with a split personality. Nice in public, but a bitch and nymphomaniac at parties.

"Have you seen the russegirls from Eiker and Drammen? They are some real norwegian skanks."

Boy 1: "Have you seen Mia from 3STA? She looks so fine!"
Boy 2: "She blows different guys every weekend, she's a real norwegian skank!"
Boy 1: "Ohh...I didn't think so. But she looks so prestine and lovely!"
Boy 2: "Don't let her looks fool you. She is a real two-face!"

norwegian skank by Angrynorwegian January 25, 2017

norwegian gas mask

When you plug the drain in a hotel and shit in the shower

There's an Norwegian gas mask in my room

norwegian gas mask by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017

Norwegian Dance

A sacred dance that has the potential to create storms and etc.

My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state

Norwegian Dance by TheWon(one) May 4, 2017