noodle chute

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

hey, dude, plug the noodle chute!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

drooling noodle

the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)

I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.

by EN room 141 April 29, 2011

Quang Noodle

1. Another word describing a limp dick. This can be used for any race, not specifically Vietnamese.

2. Named Quang noodles, this dish comes from Quang Nam province. A customary dish of Hoi An (a quaint, riverside town in central Vietnam) where locals and tourists alike settle down to enjoy along with other local specialties at noon.

NEAL wants to "score" with TARA, but due to his quang noodle must abort the mission due to lack of enthusiasm.

by Monnon September 25, 2009

moose noodle

excess vaginal discharge on a g-string

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle

by Aya Coryn August 4, 2009

noodle incident

Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.

From "Calvin and Hobbes".

(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)

by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006

Noodle cats

Some long bois otherwise known as ferrets

Have you seen the noodle cats recently

by Breegoo August 26, 2019

noodle scout

n., one who scouts for noodles. I.e., a person inclined to go great lengths to attain pleasures of a male carnal variety; more commonly, a homosexual.

"Taylor has fat nips from getting them pierced. He's such a noodle scout."

by ZSlingsBooze June 5, 2007