n. A white person who will defend their Second Amendment right with their lives, but flakes out on their country when they are needed to stop citizens being kidnapped by the federal government.
by upholdtheconstitution July 25, 2020
When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
by Joe Himself May 09, 2011
by cronkman_69 March 07, 2009
(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
by JoJo2 November 04, 2006
by Puff the magic dragon April 14, 2013
When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 04, 2017
I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.
by Jim Weatherfield February 24, 2010