Snow Flake

n. A white person who will defend their Second Amendment right with their lives, but flakes out on their country when they are needed to stop citizens being kidnapped by the federal government.
I am incredibly embarrassed by all of my Snow Flake friends.
by upholdtheconstitution July 25, 2020
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joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.
by Joe Himself May 09, 2011
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Corn flake

A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.
"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."
by cronkman_69 March 07, 2009
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Craigslist Flake

(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
by JoJo2 November 04, 2006
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Elephant Flakes

The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.
After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.
by Puff the magic dragon April 14, 2013
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Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 04, 2017
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flake watch

watching for the 1st snowflake of a major storm, while sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.
I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.
by Jim Weatherfield February 24, 2010
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