Jeff Flake

Jeff Flake = shooting your toes off or seriously fucking up.

The dumbass Jeff Falke’d his car around that pole. He could have remained silent and thought a fool but “Jeff Flake’d” and removed all doubt.

by Larsgm June 24, 2018

Corn flake

A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.

"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."

by cronkman_69 March 6, 2009

Craigslist Flake

(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.

The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.

by JoJo2 November 9, 2008

Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

by awmm May 31, 2015

Elephant Flakes

The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.

After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.

by Puff the magic dragon April 13, 2013

Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.

Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!

by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017

flake watch

watching for the 1st snowflake of a major storm, while sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.

I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.

by Jim Weatherfield February 24, 2010