Climate change

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).

As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

Change the Baby

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out, slap some baby powder on her ass (because now it is raw!), wipe off your dick and flip her over to start doing it in her vagina.

Josh: "Man, I don't think I did anal sex right."
Jason: "Did you change the baby?"

Hannah: "That dude totally changed my baby last night!"
Elvir: "It makes it bearable."

by BW3Crew June 20, 2011

Lil Chang

a cool dude with gangster attitudes

dude your as cool and lil chang

by TheGucciGangster January 9, 2019

Big Changes

The autocorrect when I type "Big Chungus"

Me: *types on laptop*
NO! I MEANT BIG CHUNGUS NOT BIG CHANGES

by Infinity Hana November 11, 2019

Chang Xi

She’s the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. She’ll make your day anytime! That’s also the name of a Chinese goddess but I can guarantee that she’s nothing like one. But she’s as caring as anyone can be and all of a snarky remarks will definitely help you in some way. Love that girl.

Chang Xi is caring, kind and hilarious.

by Plays the piano June 19, 2021

Vibes changed

When you ain't feeling the best way, and/or when someone switched up on you

Jack: "what happened?"

Callie: "Vibes changed"

Jack: "why'd she leave?"

Callie:"Vibes changed"

by Hoessaintshit November 21, 2019

snap-change

Mostly used by teens, who exchange naked portraits of them selves on snapchat.
In most cases boys ask girls if they want to snap-change.

Boy: "Hey, wanna snap-change?"
Girl: "Sure, you go first"
Boy: *Sends a nude*
Girl: *Sends a nude back*

by ARandomSnapMaster May 11, 2017