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school

A farm,
A place were the government throw adults money uneffectivley at, expecting kids to learn more, get better jobs and pay even more taxes to the government,

It's a money farm,

...and they say money doesn't grow on trees, there right, it grows in schools!
'Do you know were all this money for the NHS comes from?'
'No, were?'
'It comes from the money farms,'
'I've never heard of them'
'Well they like to call them "schools"'
by Osassamon October 26, 2007
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school

When people realized that there needed to be special concentration camp type for young people, they invented schools.
by The fire elf October 1, 2005
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No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.
I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.
by MsFox November 2, 2013
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school

a place only fools go. some know it as a real hell whole
hi ted where you going?
ted:stfu bitch im going to school
by givemehead5 November 22, 2019
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School

Nothing but pain, suffering, and torture
Me: Why does school enslave kids so much?
Julio: cuz life hates us
by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021
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School

Teacher: welcome to school where u will spend 18 years learning pointless shit.
student:i feel sick....
Teacher: DETENTION NOW FOR TALKING IN CLASS!!!
student:i hate school its a living hell.
by Kute_Kitty030 April 25, 2017
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School

A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers

"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
by EdSwag November 8, 2013
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