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One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.
by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016
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Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.
"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."
by specialbreh June 10, 2018
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Lose-Lose Win-Win

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.
And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.
by Ferington January 27, 2021
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go fash, lose cash

Similar to the concept of “Go Woke, Go Broke” except it targets businesses that support Donald Trump in any visible way, such as displaying Red Hats or supporting ICE raids. Short for “Go Fascist, Lose Cash”
Roberto and his brother’s restaurant began to lose customers after they came out in support of Trump… Go Fash, Lose Cash…
by Cameraman July 18, 2025
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Lose

Something that commonly happens to football players who wear #12
“Why is that I always make my team lose”
by Phill Stoner December 23, 2023
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lose#1000

lose#1000 is tl#0001, who wanted to get away from being called TIMELINE by nick#9828 and tune#2019 (TUUUUUUUNE). lose#1000 is a really nice guy, who is also better than vexi#1234.
wow! lose#1000 is really cool, almost as cool as tl#0001
by tl0001 December 7, 2022
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