Jare-bear

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"

"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."

by cabknhr February 15, 2009

jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019

awsome jared

Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four

Hartwell pass Jared the rocket

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

Pulled a Jared

1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.

2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.

3. doing something obviously hypocratic

4. see emo

See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.

by The Real Proletariat April 10, 2005

Jagged Jared

When one person shoves a sharp object during sexual intercourse in to another's ass.

"If you don't smarten up, i swear ill give u a jagged jared!"

by Ryan Queensmith May 27, 2008

outdoor Jared

The ability to do anything exceptionally well except in a serious and important situation.

Damn he fucked that dude up he went outdoor Jared on his ass

by James13ardem May 23, 2018

Jared Pabellano

Asian kid with really good dank life

Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt

by Jaredpogi27 August 11, 2018