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Net Fag

1. One who spends his/her entire day in chat rooms because he/she is socially inept and incapable of meeting people in the real world.
2. One who not only lives in chat rooms, but also knows various people online (that they've never actually met in person) on a first name basis.
3. Chat room dweller who incessantly makes use of lame insults or phrases when being verbally attacked online.
4. One who constantly talks tough in chat rooms but never actually follows through in his/her actions.
I was in a chat room on AOL and this net fag kept using incoherent insults like, "you're poking the lion and asking for trouble, boy." I was thinking, "wtf?"
by D-Flex May 21, 2004
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net handle

A screenname,username, or other form of naming yourself on the internet. Most often found in chat sites, profiling sites, instant messengers, and online games.

*see also Handle
My one friend changes her net handle on every site she uses, its so frustrating!
by Onyxflame March 1, 2009
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'Net potato

The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.
Guy 1. What are you doing online?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.
by Nate_V. October 19, 2010
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Speedcock.net

The speediest social networking site.
Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!
by rhino91494 September 15, 2011
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Kidschat.net

The supposed-to-be much more kid friendly discord, so kids can enjoy their lives and talk to long lost friends, but you know the internet, assaults started taking advantage of the children and made it the…

worlds greatest pedophile ring for middle aged losers who think that pedophilia is a sexuality and should be embraced by the lgbtq community

if any of you are attracted to children do me a favor and stab yourself to death

kidschat.net should be in violation but no one really cares I guess
Man: i love kidschat.net!1!1!!1!1
child: I have your up address and will come to your house with a loaded weapon and start making you suffer for the crimes you have committed against your future
by AI_Buni October 12, 2021
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scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.
1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.
by high score May 20, 2008
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Fish Net

Fish net (n.)
When anal hairs cross from one cheek to the other to form a net structure that slices faesces into thin slithers of smaller proportions.
His fishnet splits his shit into bite-size chunks!
by Abesbox August 24, 2004
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