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slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November
Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."
by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014
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Now Number 5!

"Now Number 5" is a reference both to Brooklyn Nine Nine show and I Want It That Way by the backstreet boys
"Aint nothing but a mistake"
"Now number 5!"
"I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"
by zelvage February 15, 2021
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Gone ahead now

What typically an older gentleman advises an aggressive person to do as a means of avoiding getting their ass whipped.
Who are you,I'll whip your ass. What,what? Man, gone ahead now,play around with kids,I'm a grown man.
by Bigrick9 March 25, 2022
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Now you're on the trolley

Expression used when someone FINALLY gets the gist of what you're telling/teaching them to do. Usually said for laughs or weirdness/British points.
Idiot: So you put the acid in and THEN the cheese?

You: No, BACON, then cheese

Idiot: oh THAT'S how you make a cheeseburger!

You: Now you're on the trolley!
by skymar February 22, 2010
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take care now

After a blase date, an ironic parting statement by the dumper inasmuch as he/she could actually care less about the dumpee's well-being because they don't expect to ever see them again.
Jasper: "Well... I had fun. I think it's great that we..."

Molly: "Uh huh... take care now."
by dookeyboy November 23, 2010
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what now, ho

What you say after you cut someone's wrists. Vertically.
What now, ho:
"Took out my knife. I cut him. I cut his wrists. Vertically. Then I said, 'What now... ho.'"
by thatblowschunks October 4, 2010
mugGet the what now, homug.

On Hold - Ship now

PayPal's stupid way to collect money from your EBay purchases.
Dammit, I can't collect my money because Paypal's blocking it with On Hold - Ship now!
by DeRalle January 14, 2009
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