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drooling noodle

the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)
I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.
by EN room 141 April 29, 2011
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Noodle Folk

Someone who cooks and prepares noodles.
"Po, we are noodle folk."

-Kung Fu Panda
by rollercoasterkid April 9, 2010
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Quang Noodle

1. Another word describing a limp dick. This can be used for any race, not specifically Vietnamese.

2. Named Quang noodles, this dish comes from Quang Nam province. A customary dish of Hoi An (a quaint, riverside town in central Vietnam) where locals and tourists alike settle down to enjoy along with other local specialties at noon.
NEAL wants to "score" with TARA, but due to his quang noodle must abort the mission due to lack of enthusiasm.
by Monnon September 25, 2009
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moose noodle

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle
by Aya Coryn August 4, 2009
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noodle incident

Something that happened in the past. No one talks about it, no one knows exactly what it was. But everyone agrees that it was something embarassing or bad.

From "Calvin and Hobbes".
(At a 20-year High School Reunion)
Wife: Why is everyone looking at you funny?
Husband: They must not have forgotten the noodle incident.
Wife: You never told me about that. What was it?
Husband: ... ... it was... the noodle incident. (looks away shamefully)
Wife: (goes off to find someone to explain this to her)
by Yet Another Josh Cohen September 22, 2006
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Power Noodles.

The result you get when replacing water with Red Bull when making Ramen Noodles.
Dude 1: Dude I'm screwed! I was up all night studying for a final. And I woke up late and didn't get breakfast. I'm hungry and tired! What do I do??
Dude 2: You, my friend. Need some power noodles.
by Shisnat July 14, 2011
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shmuck noodle

shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.
"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"
by ben or jackson? June 2, 2017
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