cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 12, 2019

shaking the can

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

by Kyle Johnny Punani July 21, 2007

can of dinner

can of dinner is the redneck version of can of beer.

"With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine" - Beer Drinkers and Hellraisers, by ZZ Top

by uncle jams January 26, 2006

hit the can

To go poop. To most people, this does not refer to peeing, for that see related "hit the head".

I had a big lunch, I really need to hit the can before we leave.

by InfinitelyCorrect August 24, 2011

no can do

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.

You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

crack-in-a-can

Energy drinks that are loaded up with so much shit, it's basically a legal liquid form of speed.

I looovvee Red Bull. It's like crack-in-a-can.

by DarkNova April 16, 2002

can of pepsi

The measurement equal to that of the circumference of the flaccid phallus of borat.

"I am big like can of pepsi"

by emtarkanderundergunderson July 28, 2003