New Hat

Something old and tired that has been dressed up with a superficial improvement to make it look like it's something newer and better than it is.

Derives from "The Simpsons" episode in which a new women's role model doll designed by Lisa Simpson was ignored by a throng of girl shoppers in favor of a Malibu Stacy doll featuring "New Hat!"

The iPhone 5s is nothing but the iPhone 5 with a new hat.

by HatMan34 November 20, 2014

new zealandish

What you see in a blondes search history as she is about to go on vacation to New Zealand.

"Oh my god, Becky, I am, like, about to go on vacation and I don't even know how to speak New Zealandish"
- Every Blonde Chick 2016

by Swaggy the Pirate August 21, 2016

New England Faggots

When something isn't funny at all but is somehow hilarious.

That joke that he told about incest made me laugh so hard. It was like the New England faggots.

by Brettzel May 20, 2017

new bodies

The act of acquiring new sexual partners in a repeated fashion. Any sexual partner you have previously had intercourse with is no longer eligible to be considered a "new body".

Paul: "Yo Jimmy, you catch any new bodies this weekend?"
Jimmy: "I fucked one beat chick but.... THAT'S A NEW BODY!"
Paul: "Hell yeah brother."

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzhwjx October 21, 2019

New Smyrna Beach

that one place where Luke Mills lives

Peter: Have you been to New Smyrna Beach recently?
Joe: That place where Luke Mills lives? Yeah!

by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019

New Miami Speed Trap

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.

Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

New Jersey Aunt

Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.

"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."

by jp_wags July 26, 2020