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magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.
Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.
by Spork August 27, 2003
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mushroom effect

mushroom: the shape of the tip of the penis when erect, if circumcised.
effect: the feeling that takes over when you see it, makes you want to suck on it (only if you enjoy oral sex)

-its when you see it that you want to suck on it.
Everytime a girl sees my hard dick they jump right on it and give me head. It's like.. a mushroom effect.
by SmileyJay May 9, 2008
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Mushroom bruise

To whack a girl on the head mainly aiming at the forehead with the head of the penis
Alex left a mushroom bruise on Traci and Chanti, it looks like they converted to Hindu now...
by German Gheppetto June 22, 2006
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mushroom tattoo

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.
by J April 22, 2004
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Mushroom Cloud

Powerful Voluminous Ejaculation.

Named as such because it shoots from the mushroom shaped penis head and often forms random shapes where it lands much like clouds do.
I hammered my girlfriends "Cockgarage" so hard that I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" all over her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"
by Jeff D April 21, 2003
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mushroom party

when a group of hot horny girls get together and buy, trade, sell, and play with sex toys
naughty school girl played with a plaid vibrator that she traded her dildo for at a mushroom party.
by School Girl July 16, 2008
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Mushroom Slap

When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.

(not easy to do)
ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage
by Mushroom slap 696969 May 14, 2009
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