Murfitt

A Murfitt is only better when his forename is Josh which makes him the best chance of ever having an orgasm in sex.

Yo Josh Murfitt fuck me like the dirty slut I am, Omg God Ur dick is sooooo long!

Or bruhhhh Ur such a goat!

by Super legit guy March 16, 2020

Murthy

A fish that lives in murky water that is girthy; a dirty fish

That fish is so Murthy bro

by Mgrgjbvfg July 1, 2020

Mufta

MUFTA SO HOT

“Wow, Mufta is so cute”

by SpicyMcChickenBigNutDaddy January 19, 2021

Murf

"Murf" means something similar to "ehhh". The word "murf" cannot be defined. You say it when you fell like saying it. There is no particular way to say it. It can mean anything like "yes" or "Whatever"

Person 1: "Hey, how you doing?'
Person 2: "Murf"

*awkward silence*
Person 1: "Murf"

Person 1: "You wanna do something?"
Person 2: "Murf"

by Bananawatermelonapple April 21, 2021

murstego

A cute male on Tiktok with cute, crazy hair that always looks kind of tired. His nails are long and he has a cat.

Person 1: Have you seen this one guy on tiktok
Person 2: Yes over seen him, Murstego?

by Greainn May 24, 2021

Murfday

Birthdays attributed to persons with the surname Murphy. Original date for Jonathan Murphy born July 21.

Wishing you the happiest of Murfdays Jon!

by Jonmurf July 21, 2021

MUFTIED

To get muftied means you get fucked over by MUFTI himself by ways you can’t imagine.

“That guy got muftied.” Or Mufti Muftied us today”.

by Mcmufti October 5, 2021