Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

soapy muffin

The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.

I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!

Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!

by Snowy_Dream December 30, 2021

Throw a muffin

To consciously neglect responsibilities or planned work to "fuck around," so to speak; subcontexts may include but are not limited to: drinking, getting high, literally throwing a muffin, etc...

Yo fuck this. You down to throw a muffin?

by CrackedCrayon September 23, 2019

muffin-topping

the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.

Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.

by just_warming_up May 20, 2009

Cabin Muffin

A woman from Fairbanks who lives in a dry cabin, is of the hippie persuasion, and smells of firewood.

I saw a cute little cabin muffin at the Marlin last night.

by dputs September 2, 2016

baby muffin

The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)

Me: Who's a baby muffin?
Cat: Meow?

by serendipitous.k July 3, 2008

muffin-of-love

the love of your life, your sweetheart, your lover, your best friend, your significant other, the person who means the world to you

RJ, you are my muffin-of-love !

by chutzpah girl March 17, 2009