sud muffin

a person who is daring

damn he is a sud muffin

by the good looks September 1, 2016

Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

soapy muffin

The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.

I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!

Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!

by Snowy_Dream December 30, 2021

baby muffin

The cutest animal (not human) in the whole world,
especially one that is round and squishy (a.k.a. muffin-esque)

Me: Who's a baby muffin?
Cat: Meow?

by serendipitous.k July 3, 2008

muffin-of-love

the love of your life, your sweetheart, your lover, your best friend, your significant other, the person who means the world to you

RJ, you are my muffin-of-love !

by chutzpah girl March 17, 2009

Sweater Muffins

Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.

"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"

by Scaper-X December 14, 2005