monday

term used by white people to describe black people without being called a racist
because everyone hates mondays

get outta my way ya fuckin monday!

by kike jones August 2, 2008

Monday

Code word for 'Nigger" that people can say in front of blacks and not get their ass kicked.

Monday is used as a substitute for nigger because nobody likes mondays.

From one of Russell Peter's comedy routines.

Damn it, that monday over there stole my car!

by reggin6969 July 21, 2010

black monday

a.k.a. Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day

I got black monday off.

by RCXT January 15, 2007

Monday Sickness

when you wake up on a Monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.

of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.

John: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?

by Adassica1 October 20, 2010

Chubby Monday

The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum

Co-worker 1: Man, you look like hell for a Tuesday! Are you gonna make it for Mardi Gras cocktails tonight?

Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!

by Sazerac February 4, 2008

mondayness

When everything seems to be going wrong, like on a Monday!

"This Thursday's been full of mondayness."

by BananaPancakes July 4, 2008

monday laundering

The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.

-Brian Smith

I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!

by Economic Hitman March 21, 2016