by Barners January 29, 2009
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Bottom line:
Minnesota is better than... EVERYWHERE!
don't hate because you are soooo f-ing jealous!
We are just better like that.
Bottom line:
Minnesota is better than... EVERYWHERE!
don't hate because you are soooo f-ing jealous!
We are just better like that.
by SexyMe! December 8, 2010
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When a girl mixes you a drink comprised of what appears to be red Kool-Aid. In reality, this is a mixture of water and menstrual blood. Drink up!
Lance Armstrong: Sheeeit I only got one man pebble. At least I got this Kool-Aid.
Sheila: Sorry Lance that's a Minnesota Kool-Aid!
Kool-Aid: OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOO.
Sheila: Sorry Lance that's a Minnesota Kool-Aid!
Kool-Aid: OOOOOOHHHH NOOOOO.
by Yohan Pino March 24, 2009
Get the Minnesota Kool-Aid mug.Rochester, MN is the biggest town in Minnesota save the twin cities. Heres a not-so-brief description of it...
Rochester is a city of a population of over 100,000, with a few thousand visitors at any given time. Why so many visitors? Many are patients at Rochester's Mayo Clinic, arguably the best hospital in the US, and on the top five list in the world. Mayo employs around 35,000 people at any given time. A second major employer is IBM.
A few good places to eat are Newt's Burgers, which have won many burger awards over the past few years. There is also a nice Red Lobster. You can also visit one of the ridiculous amounts of Micky Ds.
Schools--- The four high schools in Rochester are John Marshall (GO ROCKETS), Mayo, Century, and Lourdes(Private). You can take a few UofM classes in Rochester, and the local community college is RCTC
The Mayo clinic was founded when a Tornado rolled through town (at this time a small village) and killed all the smart people that would've moved away.
This brings me to the climate. Rochester is located in the godforsaken part of the country where you can get snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, and 90 degree weather in the same week.
Rochester is surrounded with many small communities whose sole purpose at city council meetings is to complain about a few trees in the park obstructing the view of a river.
Rochester is a city of a population of over 100,000, with a few thousand visitors at any given time. Why so many visitors? Many are patients at Rochester's Mayo Clinic, arguably the best hospital in the US, and on the top five list in the world. Mayo employs around 35,000 people at any given time. A second major employer is IBM.
A few good places to eat are Newt's Burgers, which have won many burger awards over the past few years. There is also a nice Red Lobster. You can also visit one of the ridiculous amounts of Micky Ds.
Schools--- The four high schools in Rochester are John Marshall (GO ROCKETS), Mayo, Century, and Lourdes(Private). You can take a few UofM classes in Rochester, and the local community college is RCTC
The Mayo clinic was founded when a Tornado rolled through town (at this time a small village) and killed all the smart people that would've moved away.
This brings me to the climate. Rochester is located in the godforsaken part of the country where you can get snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, and 90 degree weather in the same week.
Rochester is surrounded with many small communities whose sole purpose at city council meetings is to complain about a few trees in the park obstructing the view of a river.
by Spork1997 August 1, 2012
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john: hey how did you're date go with melvins sister last night
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.
chris: great but i dont think melvin is going to like the fact that i gave his sister a minnesota funnel cake.
by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011
Get the minnesota funnel cake mug.The greatest nfl team ever. They should be making the superbowl every year but are being held back by their fuckwit coach Brad Childress.
Guy#1, "Who won in the nfl this weeekend?"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"
by woody#1 March 1, 2009
Get the minnesota vikings mug.The state of Minnesota votes so blue that even moderates or conservatives don't have a voice. Then the state government wants to give free stuff to refugees and illegal aliens which include free health care, welfare, food stamps, and other government benefits. While the citizens pay one of the highest taxes in the country and the state government is calling for a bill where cops take your guns without proof. Nice going General Secretary cough cough excuse me governor Tim Walz. By the way the Democratic Party in Minnesota also the name labor in it too because the state loves to control it's own people and rob people of money they deserve to keep while a socialist utopia slowly creeps in.
by cooldude179 April 17, 2019
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