merkle

Merkle is an ethnic word for the great illiterate unwashed, who can't spell "Can I have my Job Seekers Allowance now please?". Instead they use the verb to merk - which means to steal, beg, or seek asylum.

Ethnic person 1: Lets merk that rich white man
Ethnic person 2: I've been merking all day and have only made 50p
Ethnic person 1: Fantastic! lets go back to Ghana and buy a house with that money
Ethnic person 2: But I have an application to merkle pending, and if I leave now I'll lose it.

by Love Donkey September 28, 2005

merlan

Douche bag.

Merlan is a douche bag.

by Ay ay ron V May 13, 2016

Merlin

Merlin hates theirselves. They try to be funny. TRY. They're also dickhead attention whores.

Merlin : I'm sad. :(
Someone : Why?
Merlin : My shoes got untied somehow.

Someone : *looks down
Merlin : *shows circle finger.
*Merlin gets punched in the face.

by Lil' fagit January 6, 2019

Merle's Law

Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.

Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.

Carlos: Use Merle's Law

Merle: I agree

by BPC 2010 July 6, 2010

merlin

a person who is highly fascinated with magic and fantasy, particularly someone who lives it as a reality by playing dungeons and dragons or magic the gathering.

That dude over there in the park pretending to sword fight is such a "merlin"!

by jcore78 January 5, 2008

Merlin

Merlin's are paler then snow and their eyes can be as far as 3 feet apart. Although they may look like a whiter version of Pepe don't let their looks deceive you, they are multiple times smarter then Pepe with an IQ of 65 and have the problem solving of a potato. When losing in a argument Merlin's will try to use tactics like raising of the voice and will also try to spit out random facts to convince you that you're wrong. Most Merlin's are very annoying and suck at everything they do. But be wary, any contact with Merlin's will surely drop your IQ.

"Oh look at that feminist over there, she is pulling a Merlin ; better not get in her way."

"Oh hey, look it's Merlin ; don't get to close or you'll have a nasty surprise."

by Merlin Reinders August 25, 2018

Merlina

holy fuck theres a female merlin??

MERLINA YOU FEMALE RACIST SHiT!!!

by wellsey February 24, 2005