Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

marlena

a camel shaped tick

"dayummm b that man was a straight up Marlena. Word."

by JCBKAB November 25, 2007

Marlene

Marlene is EXTREMELY annoying and won’t shut up. Everyone hates her Becuase she always tell on them for something they didn’t do. Marlene has some Phrases That she can’t live a day with out saying Such as “Excuse me”, “Sit down” and hurry

Bus driver:Thoses kids are so Freaking annoying

Marlene: Yeah they won’t “SIT DOWNNN!!”

by Jòhn péterś March 29, 2019

Merle Haggard

The Act of going to bed with a "perfect 10" after a long night of drinking but waking up sober with something more resembling keith richard. The end result of putting on your beer goggles.

Man did you see that fugly slunk Jason just left with......he's in for a real merle haggard when he wakes up in the morining.

by chris t paine May 30, 2008

Scary like Marlene

Someone is so ugly, it is almost world famous.

I almost shit when I seen her, she be scary like Marlene

by Todd May October 1, 2003

Marlen

a bitch

oh look at that bitch it must be marlen

by rawrbitchimgaynow January 15, 2019

merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word

1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003