mumbledust

The magical, pixie-dust like substance that allows one Lid to finagle his way through life.

A mild mind-control aromatic, that when exposed to, while not lethal, may lead to periods of suggestibility. The Soviets attempted to duplicate the secret recipe for years during the Cold War, but were unable to understand the ingredients when told by the McMillin clan.

Side effects include working weekends and holidays, coming in to work 4 hours early so “someone” can catch the LIRR back to the trailer pArk. Long term exposure can lead to word salad, inability to speak coherently, and an insatiable thirst for Mountain dew.

“Dude, I came in at 6am and let Mumbles go home. Now, I’m working for him 4th of July, and then i gotta change a tire for him on his trailer”
“Bro, you got Mumbledusted”

by mumbleduster August 6, 2019

Memberbait

When a discord server said it had one thing but it had another

Discord user 1: this server said it had memes but it had furrys
Discord user 2: You just got memberbaited

by Will make words September 28, 2020

mumble bobber

A person whose cause of mumbling is the direct cause of bobbing on a man's member AKA cock or penis

Ever since Robyn started doing car dates only........ her mumble bobber status has risen significantly.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 10, 2021

barly member

A. A huge hairy penis

B. Another way of saying you barely remember, a bit ghettoish.

A. You know that guy with the huge penis surrounded by a bush? Yep, a barly member for sure.

B. "Sorry i barly member..."

by theallknowerseeertexter May 29, 2011

sick member

The best and coolest kid in the gang

Arrrrr, Luke is a sick member!

by Johnoooooo May 11, 2016

clappy member

When you jump up and down naked with a flaccid penis and it makes a clapping sound as it hits your chest.

"I've got a clappy member, watch!" *strips then jumps up and down*

by Jonezy159 June 7, 2017

Sweet Mumbles

When your paramour is trying to whisper you sweet words but you can't hear shit they are saying because they talk like they have a mouth full of marbles.

Oh Sylvia, I can't wait to be next to you tonight and have you whisper me sweet mumbles.

by SwiftyDefines August 31, 2017