Mejtis

A wonderful thing that is not a person. He is vewy cuwly and owld. Once you've met him you will newer get him off youw mind. He is a little human hater who never listens and only loves his mommy. He has a little bwother named tejgi, tejgi wely loves mejtis, but unfortunately it is not mutual.

Human: Oh hi Mejtis come here little dog.
Mejtis: . (stawes at the human)
Human: come here <3
Mejtis: .

Human: seriously mejtis come here
Mejtis: turns around and walks away.

by vewysecwetimportantpewson February 27, 2018

merichal

A girl who cannot stop cheating I test but is very loyal to there husband

Hey Merichal

by 😈xXWavy_WilliamsXx😈 October 24, 2018

'Merica

Dace

Dace: "Yee Yee! 'Merica!"

by Dippledong123 November 20, 2018

Merica'd

When a foreign country gets yeeted by America yet again.

(Boston, MA, 1773)
Brits: What's happening to our tea?!?!?!?
Americans: Y'all are getting MERICA'D

by Luke.Davis May 26, 2019

Merica Truck

A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.

"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"

"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."

"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."

by EMan2575 July 5, 2019

meerika

A girl who is pretty, but doesnt think it. She sometimes lacks in the confidence department and has some rough days. She's funny and smiles a lot. She loves music and dancing, and is extremely talented. Meerika has been through a lot and hates when people are negative towards her. She's amazing, but doesnt know it. Get to know her and she'll be the most kind and good hearted human you'll know.

Everybody needs a Meerika.
Meerika is such a sweetheart <3

by itsbobthegoose April 17, 2020

Mejiov

A coward

Did u hear about that guy named dylan? He's a total Mejiov

by Dunkus Funkus May 25, 2020